- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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