- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

what goes boo a sock

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Fat? Jesse Z

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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