why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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