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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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