- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

How high is the sky? True or False

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Who wants water? I do.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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