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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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