- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

kennah campion when she talks

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What is the difference?

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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