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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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