- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Why? Why not?

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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