- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

class is canceled. My professor died.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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