- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Knock knock It's open, come in

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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