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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

whats brown and sticky? Doody

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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