Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What's big and purple? Barney

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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America

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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