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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Anti Joke

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