- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

every knight i see an owl at window

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