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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How high is the sky? True or False

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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