- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

that wall over there ->

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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