- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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