What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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