- Anti Joke

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.