What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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