once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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