Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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XD Jackass.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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