- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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