- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Womans baksetball...

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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