- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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