- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Knock Knock Who's there

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

men's rights activists

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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