- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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