roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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