- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

i like turtles

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

whats long and black? a baton

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