If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why are white people white? I don't know

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Women's professional sports

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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