Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Ruller

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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