Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

The mets are 3-0 this season

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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