A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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No.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Lacrosse

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Turtles

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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