What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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