Women's rights

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Steering Wheel Face.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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johann grayson being liked

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Women's rights

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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