Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Ruller

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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