- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

American healthcare.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Why did the woman die Because she was old

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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