Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

I got shot, you laughed

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Asians...

johann grayson being liked

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Turtles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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