haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Ruller

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Well, this is fun.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Exactly what?

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I Love Hitler.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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