What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

A baby seal walks into a club

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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