- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Exactly what?

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

milly, milly, milly, cat

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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