- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Black people are innocent.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Military intelligence.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Jess Burns

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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