how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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