How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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theres a fat guy

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Rick Perry.

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NEVER

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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