What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Nickelback

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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