There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why did the woman die Because she was old

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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