- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What's in there? Get outta there...

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

This is not a joke.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

son, you're adopted.

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