So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Rick Perry.

Robin, get in the car.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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