Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Black people are innocent.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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An antijoke

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Ruller

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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