Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Knock Knock Who's there

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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