- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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