- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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