- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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