jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Happy Monday!

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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