What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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