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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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