- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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