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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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