how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Chuck Norris.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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