Mogok Papiti.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Your face is hilarious.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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How did th-A fridge.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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