- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

why dont they make black forks

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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