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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Drew Knowles is gay

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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