What is life? Paul.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

All of these jokes are about white people

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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