Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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