- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

I wrote a funny joke.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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