- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Micheal Curran...that is all.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Male leadership.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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