yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

YOU

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

that wall over there ->

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

pobody's nerfect

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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