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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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