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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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