- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What does two plus two equal? 4

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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