Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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