- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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