- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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