- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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