- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

I went to school. Then I came home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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