- Anti Joke

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

SHUT UP JP

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.