What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

how do you win a game try your best

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Communism hehe xd

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

I like that, but why am I happy?

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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