- Anti Joke

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.