- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What is the difference?

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

pobody's nerfect

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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