- Anti Joke

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.