- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Katy Perry

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What hurts like hell? HELL

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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