What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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