Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Chuck Norris.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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