There was once a man who lived in a box.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

what's worse then a blowjob?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

whats hairy and crys your mom

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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