What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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