- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What's blue? The sky.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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